Funny Receipts: 28 Ridiculous Instances Of Cash Register Hijinks (PICTURES)

A receipt may not be the first place you look for humor -- after all, they're designed to be so regimented and boring -- but some people out there are getting really creative with their cash register etiquette.

Whether it's a "best butt" discount, or a tip that just says "math," people know how to be funny (or weird) in astoundingly concise ways.

Whether it's the waitstaff or the customer, there's plenty of receipt re-interpretations.

Check out the pictures below.

• A Match Made In Heaven

  This looks like the handwriting of a young child.

• You Know, That One

  People really need to stop messing with Sheila.

• Freudian Slip

  Peanut-hollandais... What did you think this meant?

• The Only Reason To Go To Steak 'N Shake

  High as fuck is going to be really disappointed.

• No, Thank You

  "Great, but could you also give me my waiter's name."

• Not A Number, But...

  The number is actually 3.

• Petty Cash Fraud

  You can't just give anyone a receipt book.

• This Joke Happens A Lot

  The start to the greatest porn of our time?

• Don't Judge Me!

  Can a receipt feel sadness? Love?

• She/He Should Get More Of A Discount

  Oh we see how it is Twisted Root Burger Co., Best Butt is valued way more than Nicest Person.

• Math is Hard

  But also, great tip.

• At Least This Person Also Got Some Pretzels

  Let's calm it down.

• This Is Really Walgreens' Fault For The Wording

  Jesus has heard it before and he's had enough of it, OK!?

• No Space Between "Blend" And "That" Please

  But the real question is why it costs 1 penny to print this receipt (and then it didn't).

• What Is This Short For?

  Wife beater? Isn't "white tee" more correct?

• It Could Work, Right?

  After all those peach schnaps, maybe your judgment isn't the best.

• Leftovers For Tip

  Nice effort.

• So That's What Flava Flave Is Doing Now

  If only the person had taken the picture with the store's name in it.

• You Weren't Supposed To See This

  Don't be mean to this dude.

• Taco Bell Understands

  To be fair, this was at 3:30 in the morning.

• Steve Carell Owns This

  Extra wet wings, WHAT?

• Rue 21 Has An Identity Crisis

  This can't be real.

• The Worst Store Or The Best Store To Have This Warning?

  Staten Island, let's get a round of applause.

• On The Plus Side, No Tax

  We hope this is just a way to make a drink happier.

• It Is What It Is

  He who paid for it, delt it.

• You Can't Have Sunglasses Without The Sun

  Nice try!

• Wake Up

  But for real, what is this was true.

• Not A Joke

  We just wanted to make you feel bad about yourself.

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